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The Resource Graffiti in the Southwest Conference, Marina N. Haan, Richard B. Hammerstrom

Graffiti in the Southwest Conference, Marina N. Haan, Richard B. Hammerstrom

Label
Graffiti in the Southwest Conference
Title
Graffiti in the Southwest Conference
Statement of responsibility
Marina N. Haan, Richard B. Hammerstrom
Creator
Contributor
Subject
Language
eng
Cataloging source
DLC
Dewey number
081
Illustrations
illustrations
Index
no index present
LC call number
GT3913.T4
LC item number
H3 1981
Literary form
non fiction
Label
Graffiti in the Southwest Conference, Marina N. Haan, Richard B. Hammerstrom
Instantiates
Publication
Contents
If God had meant for Texans to ski He would have made bullshit white -- U of Houston is a baby-sitting service -- Geologists take their rocks out and play with them -- I suffer from being exposed to school -- Frats are like flies--they eat shit and bother people -- Dear Zorro -- Now is the time for some deep thinking on the nature of reality -- Life is like a fart--you hold on to it the best you can, and when you least expect it, it slips away -- God is alive and autographing Bibles, today only, at Hempil's Bookstore -- Love comes in many colors -- Candy's dandy...but sex won't rot your teeth -- Help the farmer--eat pussy, not beef -- Masturbation--the art of coming unscrewed -- Drugs are not the answer--they are merely a form of the question -- Rock 'n roll will send you to Hell! -- Bonzo for First Chimp! -- That is so funny, I remember the first time I heard it, I laughed so hard my dinosaur damned near bucked me off -- Step into the Reading Room -- When I was just a young nipper, people didn't go around writing things in the cracks between building tiles -- Beware the LMLF! (Lithuanian Midget Liberation Front) -- A snoid is a small enzyme known for its many variations -- When puns are outlawed, only outlaws will have puns -- Some things are without rhyme or reason -- No comment! -- You can make it with a little help from your friends
Control code
7552847
Dimensions
21 cm.
Extent
viii, 146 p.
Isbn
9780446370042
Isbn Type
(pbk.)
Lccn
81003360
Note
Library's copy 1 (SW Writers): Gift of Clarence Schultz, 2010 (Access. No. 2010-111). Paperbound.
Other physical details
ill.
System control number
(OCoLC)7552847
Label
Graffiti in the Southwest Conference, Marina N. Haan, Richard B. Hammerstrom
Publication
Contents
If God had meant for Texans to ski He would have made bullshit white -- U of Houston is a baby-sitting service -- Geologists take their rocks out and play with them -- I suffer from being exposed to school -- Frats are like flies--they eat shit and bother people -- Dear Zorro -- Now is the time for some deep thinking on the nature of reality -- Life is like a fart--you hold on to it the best you can, and when you least expect it, it slips away -- God is alive and autographing Bibles, today only, at Hempil's Bookstore -- Love comes in many colors -- Candy's dandy...but sex won't rot your teeth -- Help the farmer--eat pussy, not beef -- Masturbation--the art of coming unscrewed -- Drugs are not the answer--they are merely a form of the question -- Rock 'n roll will send you to Hell! -- Bonzo for First Chimp! -- That is so funny, I remember the first time I heard it, I laughed so hard my dinosaur damned near bucked me off -- Step into the Reading Room -- When I was just a young nipper, people didn't go around writing things in the cracks between building tiles -- Beware the LMLF! (Lithuanian Midget Liberation Front) -- A snoid is a small enzyme known for its many variations -- When puns are outlawed, only outlaws will have puns -- Some things are without rhyme or reason -- No comment! -- You can make it with a little help from your friends
Control code
7552847
Dimensions
21 cm.
Extent
viii, 146 p.
Isbn
9780446370042
Isbn Type
(pbk.)
Lccn
81003360
Note
Library's copy 1 (SW Writers): Gift of Clarence Schultz, 2010 (Access. No. 2010-111). Paperbound.
Other physical details
ill.
System control number
(OCoLC)7552847

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