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The Resource Just one kiss, baby! : the Alex Burton papers, Alex Burton

Just one kiss, baby! : the Alex Burton papers, Alex Burton

Label
Just one kiss, baby! : the Alex Burton papers
Title
Just one kiss, baby!
Title remainder
the Alex Burton papers
Statement of responsibility
Alex Burton
Creator
Contributor
Subject
Language
eng
Cataloging source
IGA
Illustrations
portraits
Index
no index present
Literary form
non fiction
Label
Just one kiss, baby! : the Alex Burton papers, Alex Burton
Instantiates
Publication
Contents
Sometimes the law is a ass -- The magic of a sleeping yo-yo -- Remembering wash day -- A half-ton of chicken fried steak -- Defining the moral majority -- A sturdier, longer-lasting time -- Ever been to Odessa, mister? -- What to call a resident of dime box -- Take a wallet to lunch -- Books aren't selfish : I am -- The miracle of mindless endeavors -- A wink for an ugly girl -- Cooking secrets from China -- On the debts of childhood -- Researching chicken soup -- A commercial break for lawyers -- State of the economy -- The bad news blue law -- The TV anchor factory -- Clothes don't make the teacher -- Of 18-year-olds and legislators -- Who are the heroes? -- Don't let your babies grow up to be journalists -- Confessions of a high school drop-out -- The optimism of youth -- On the subject of sex -- A computer age lie -- Life's imponderables -- The joys of owning a pick-up -- A loud vote for high heels -- Jane, Bo Peep and Little Miss Muffet -- A many adventure, sir -- The language of memos -- Glad I made the trip -- Ball point blues -- I'll drink to that -- The thrill of disappointment -- Beds are for sleeping -- Confessions of a flora spoil-sport -- Knowing what meal's what -- Reprieve for old man river -- No record for pizza-eating -- Cat curse from ancient Egypt -- Passing of the paper bag -- Hearing bells -- If you cry wolf long enough -- Filling stations vs. restaurants -- Burton's underachiever's law -- Okra and other "extra vegetables" -- Metamorphosis of the coatchanger -- A sure cure for boredom -- Just one kiss, baby -- Om Bom's sad sex life -- An act of Christian charity -- Gearing for a garage sale -- A task for a cool autumn day -- Twenty questions -- Blame it on the weather -- A definite maybe -- The bearded jogger -- Cure for poison ivy -- The rewards for public speaking -- A far in a tar truck -- An obscene clone fall -- Sure-fire hangover remedy -- Large paper clips, please -- Battle of the bio-rhythms -- The sad fate of super frog -- Pyracantha, rosemary and thyme --Bi-focals ain't all bad -- That I-done-wrong look -- No dignity in the dentist's chair -- Battle of the English peas -- Hairless as a doorknob -- The sunbeams are coming -- Of diets and Yorkshire pudding -- $50 boots, well hidden -- A dreamy Chevy pickup -- Neon lights and country club justice -- Name game politics -- The quiet pride of taxation -- Of lust in the heart -- Owning a share of the vote -- Legacy of the Oak Cliff drys -- Maybe they shouldn't sell bullets -- On equal rights -- People who live in glass houses -- Bringing in doubt to mankind -- A simple solution for frustration -- Sunflowers. buttercups and University Park -- The wishes of a feathered friend -- A solution so simple -- Trying to explain a patriot's plan -- On bringing up fledglings -- The first president's bird -- A little soap and a user's fee -- The warmth of someone else -- Stranger in the rain -- Blackie's whiskey barrels -- Remembering Preston Jones -- Cheerleaders, bunnies, and Deena Doyle's class and style -- The shocking truth about Julia Child -- The gorilla suit monster -- Eulogy for Larry Grove -- Waxahachie's Tom Sawyer -- Doc charged a nickel -- The collective noun for crows -- Why they call it band-aid -- Goodbye to old boots -- The youbet twins and other imaginings -- Remembering a real cowboy -- The spreading of wings -- Joe Miller's bar -- The elephant smoked in bed -- When brother-in-law pitches his tent -- Dewberry diamond and paper parachutes -- Being a hero isn't always easy -- Wishes for a new year -- The day after Valentine's day -- The involvements of love -- On being dishonest with George -- The sweet smell of youth -- Doing something special for Mom -- A Fourth of July salute -- Labor Day and the unions -- We sell no junk before its time -- Halloween the way it used to be -- Reflections on Veteran's Day -- Loaves of bread, a jar of jam -- An accent on the thanks -- Of hand-made expressions of love -- Commercialism and a carpenter's son -- A first letter to Santa -- Nostalgia and a China bell -- A day of grace from the garbage man -- Taking a stand : for and against -- But, how was the snake's Christmas -- Every Christmas has its goblin -- Of cabbage soup, pirogi and the Christmas turkey -- Joe, VI, Boobie and Rags who? -- Of warm beds and cold showers -- Curse of the cold feet -- Good help is hard to find -- The baby clothing cycle -- Voices in the night -- Waving bye-bye into the bowl -- Bathroom to bedroom to attic -- Some call it discipline -- Welcome, Sylvia Catherine -- The truth about modern living -- The complexities of conservation -- Crowds in the parental bed -- The center of attention -- Cat up a tree -- The high cost of philodendrons - Toe is a funny word -- The Burton's living, growing library -- Thoughts on Sylvia, 4 -- Applesauce, peas and potatoes--everywhere -- The effects of unrelated occurrences -- Garage inventory -- The hand fits the job -- Requiem for a naked chicken -- Electric trains are for kids, of course -- The law of the frontier -- A final trip home -- "C" is for chili -- The automobile owner's new alphabet -- A newsman looks at commercials -- Naked truth -- The good old days -- Future schlock -- Sage advise on growing your own herbs -- Molding Miss Fix-it
Control code
10588615
Dimensions
23 cm
Extent
x, 245 pages
Isbn
9780890154175
Note
Library's copy 1 (SW Writers): Gift of Clarence Schultz, 2010 (Access. No. 2010-111). Paperbound.
Other physical details
portrait
System control number
(OCoLC)10588615
Label
Just one kiss, baby! : the Alex Burton papers, Alex Burton
Publication
Contents
Sometimes the law is a ass -- The magic of a sleeping yo-yo -- Remembering wash day -- A half-ton of chicken fried steak -- Defining the moral majority -- A sturdier, longer-lasting time -- Ever been to Odessa, mister? -- What to call a resident of dime box -- Take a wallet to lunch -- Books aren't selfish : I am -- The miracle of mindless endeavors -- A wink for an ugly girl -- Cooking secrets from China -- On the debts of childhood -- Researching chicken soup -- A commercial break for lawyers -- State of the economy -- The bad news blue law -- The TV anchor factory -- Clothes don't make the teacher -- Of 18-year-olds and legislators -- Who are the heroes? -- Don't let your babies grow up to be journalists -- Confessions of a high school drop-out -- The optimism of youth -- On the subject of sex -- A computer age lie -- Life's imponderables -- The joys of owning a pick-up -- A loud vote for high heels -- Jane, Bo Peep and Little Miss Muffet -- A many adventure, sir -- The language of memos -- Glad I made the trip -- Ball point blues -- I'll drink to that -- The thrill of disappointment -- Beds are for sleeping -- Confessions of a flora spoil-sport -- Knowing what meal's what -- Reprieve for old man river -- No record for pizza-eating -- Cat curse from ancient Egypt -- Passing of the paper bag -- Hearing bells -- If you cry wolf long enough -- Filling stations vs. restaurants -- Burton's underachiever's law -- Okra and other "extra vegetables" -- Metamorphosis of the coatchanger -- A sure cure for boredom -- Just one kiss, baby -- Om Bom's sad sex life -- An act of Christian charity -- Gearing for a garage sale -- A task for a cool autumn day -- Twenty questions -- Blame it on the weather -- A definite maybe -- The bearded jogger -- Cure for poison ivy -- The rewards for public speaking -- A far in a tar truck -- An obscene clone fall -- Sure-fire hangover remedy -- Large paper clips, please -- Battle of the bio-rhythms -- The sad fate of super frog -- Pyracantha, rosemary and thyme --Bi-focals ain't all bad -- That I-done-wrong look -- No dignity in the dentist's chair -- Battle of the English peas -- Hairless as a doorknob -- The sunbeams are coming -- Of diets and Yorkshire pudding -- $50 boots, well hidden -- A dreamy Chevy pickup -- Neon lights and country club justice -- Name game politics -- The quiet pride of taxation -- Of lust in the heart -- Owning a share of the vote -- Legacy of the Oak Cliff drys -- Maybe they shouldn't sell bullets -- On equal rights -- People who live in glass houses -- Bringing in doubt to mankind -- A simple solution for frustration -- Sunflowers. buttercups and University Park -- The wishes of a feathered friend -- A solution so simple -- Trying to explain a patriot's plan -- On bringing up fledglings -- The first president's bird -- A little soap and a user's fee -- The warmth of someone else -- Stranger in the rain -- Blackie's whiskey barrels -- Remembering Preston Jones -- Cheerleaders, bunnies, and Deena Doyle's class and style -- The shocking truth about Julia Child -- The gorilla suit monster -- Eulogy for Larry Grove -- Waxahachie's Tom Sawyer -- Doc charged a nickel -- The collective noun for crows -- Why they call it band-aid -- Goodbye to old boots -- The youbet twins and other imaginings -- Remembering a real cowboy -- The spreading of wings -- Joe Miller's bar -- The elephant smoked in bed -- When brother-in-law pitches his tent -- Dewberry diamond and paper parachutes -- Being a hero isn't always easy -- Wishes for a new year -- The day after Valentine's day -- The involvements of love -- On being dishonest with George -- The sweet smell of youth -- Doing something special for Mom -- A Fourth of July salute -- Labor Day and the unions -- We sell no junk before its time -- Halloween the way it used to be -- Reflections on Veteran's Day -- Loaves of bread, a jar of jam -- An accent on the thanks -- Of hand-made expressions of love -- Commercialism and a carpenter's son -- A first letter to Santa -- Nostalgia and a China bell -- A day of grace from the garbage man -- Taking a stand : for and against -- But, how was the snake's Christmas -- Every Christmas has its goblin -- Of cabbage soup, pirogi and the Christmas turkey -- Joe, VI, Boobie and Rags who? -- Of warm beds and cold showers -- Curse of the cold feet -- Good help is hard to find -- The baby clothing cycle -- Voices in the night -- Waving bye-bye into the bowl -- Bathroom to bedroom to attic -- Some call it discipline -- Welcome, Sylvia Catherine -- The truth about modern living -- The complexities of conservation -- Crowds in the parental bed -- The center of attention -- Cat up a tree -- The high cost of philodendrons - Toe is a funny word -- The Burton's living, growing library -- Thoughts on Sylvia, 4 -- Applesauce, peas and potatoes--everywhere -- The effects of unrelated occurrences -- Garage inventory -- The hand fits the job -- Requiem for a naked chicken -- Electric trains are for kids, of course -- The law of the frontier -- A final trip home -- "C" is for chili -- The automobile owner's new alphabet -- A newsman looks at commercials -- Naked truth -- The good old days -- Future schlock -- Sage advise on growing your own herbs -- Molding Miss Fix-it
Control code
10588615
Dimensions
23 cm
Extent
x, 245 pages
Isbn
9780890154175
Note
Library's copy 1 (SW Writers): Gift of Clarence Schultz, 2010 (Access. No. 2010-111). Paperbound.
Other physical details
portrait
System control number
(OCoLC)10588615

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